Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Write

Writing has become an escape of mine that has long been forgotten.


Few know that my journalism was the first ever field that I seriously considered as a career path.

Back when we were in school, every essay I had to construct in English class was a blank canvas for me to paint my imagination on.

The passion has long been buried, in the box of my childhood dreams.

On certain days, I think back and wonder if I should have pursued this road, instead of choosing what I consider ‘a sensible choice’ today.

I guess I never found the guts to choose something that many people consider a degree with no determinable future.

Would I be happier today if I chose the other path? Just I wonder.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Monday, November 1, 2010

I ponder.

On some days, I feel lonely, even when surrounded by friends.
When I thought about it again, I felt the loneliness disappear.

Was my loneliness real or a state of mind that I regularly put myself in?

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Thoughts & Opinions

Guten Tag.

I'll admit that I was looking for a fresh start, like many, when college began.
The college life wasn't what I hoped it would be.
I've come to miss my high school life more than college life.

During high school, I was surrounded by a bunch of people whom I could call friends and not feel any doubt over it. In college, not so much.

I'm turning into a hermit in college.
A total loner most of the time.
I appreciate being alone most of the time but sometimes, it gets just a tad bit lonely.
My schedule is partly to blame. Having classes back-to-back leaves me no time to talk to people.
Fitting in is important to me but I do not want to change they way I am just to please others. I've tried that and it worked, for a while, that is. It just isn't worth it to me as you can easily lose your values and who you really are when you try to become someone else.


Have a nice day & chao.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Pre-College Matters

Guten Tag.

College life feels unreal to me right now.
REAL lectures have yet to start and will only begin on April 12th.
Introductory lectures are a waste of time most of the time.

I'm worrying myself sick with petty matters and I'm getting really irritated at myself.
Everything I do at the moment feels like a waste of time.
And if I think about it, it IS a waste of time.

I have to admit that college life looks pretty exciting.
The real college experience just hasn't started yet.

Orientation Night (Pyjama Party) is looking less inviting the more I thought about it.
My erratic mood swings might have just nudged me off that cliff of uncertainty on whether to attend the party or not.
I'm not much of a party kind of person, that I can say.
Open dance floors, ice-breaking games, games involving something I'm not at ease with...
These are the things that throw me into a tizz as I can't help it.

I never noticed that I tend to zone out and let my attention wander after a few minutes of monotonous speech.
For some unknown reason, I managed to zone out when the announcement on the first 3 week schedule was made during Orientation Day.
I find myself thinking about a whole different matter in a split second whenever the lecturer starts a topic of discussion that I found irrelevant to the lecture.

Mum said that she always knew that I was the type of person who is easily befuddled, or in Malaysian terms ; very blur.
I never thought that I was. I guess I sort of am as it's so easy to let my mind wander off when something bores me.
Oh, self-revelation...

Chao.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Boohoo.

Guten Tag.

Orientation Day was not as interesting as I had hoped it would be.
It's funny how I tell myself not to have expectations but it just crept up.
Made three new friends today. =)
Not as many as I had hoped to make but it's a good start, right?

I screwed up a bit and forgot to find out which lecture I'm assigned to for the next three weeks.
Now I'm forced to take the chance of missing out on a class altogether tomorrow. *sigh*
My first Introductory Lecture and I'm already in risk of missing out on it.
Do I fail or do I fail bad?

Deb says not to sweat it.
Introductory Lectures are pretty pointless, according to her.
I just can't help but worry.

Focusing on better news, Tokio Hotel is coming down to Malaysia.
A silent wish truly came true.
May 1st shall be the day I will await impatiently.

College life looks pretty promising.
Clubs, societies and activites galore.
We shall see what pans out and what doesn't.

Chao.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Scream Your Heart Out

Guten Tag.

College begins next Monday.
That is in 5 days.
I'm neither excited for it, nor am I dreading it. 
It just feels like something that has to be done.
People say college is the place to get a fresh start on life and reinvent yourself.
A step into the real world, they say.
Do I want to reinvent myself?
Honestly, it's just a scary black blob on my memory calendar that I have to face.
Maybe one day I'll look back on this and laugh about it.

Many are still undecided on what they should do next.
I can't say that I know what I should do next for sure.
The future's a blank canvas, I guess.
Let's hope the base paint that I'm applying doesn't chip off.
I know how fickle I can be when it comes to something important.

I'm literally wasting my time at home these past few days.
Reading doesn't give me a sense of peace like it used to.
National Geographic programmes are being repeated on TV.
Guitar Hero bores me after 5 songs.
A new hobby is exactly what I need.
The question is, what?

Chao.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Straightjacket Crazy

Guten Tag.

Yesterday was Thursday, 11th of March 2010.
1A+ , a few A and A-.
Somehow, I find it unsatisfactory.
Someone slap me.
Seriously.

I keep thinking, maybe I'd rather get a B+ than just have one single A+.

I passed my driving test on Monday, 8th of March 2010.
I didn't feel ecstatic after passing the test.
Partly because the JPJ person was a grumpy, meanie head.
I chirped, "Selamat sejahtera!" cheerfully when I entered the car and he grunted at me.
Also, partly because I completely forgot how to change gears when I entered that car.

I'm not completely happy with how things turn out these days even though they turn out better than I had expected.
I need some psychoanalysing.

I find myself making a lot of lists this month.
There's...
a.) 2 list of items to bring for National Service
b.) 3 list of things to bring back home & leave in Rawang
c.) a list of papers & certificates to photocopy

And I just realised that I made a list of lists. xD

I'm going bonkers.
I was poking at an ant crawling on the computer screen with the mouse pointer.

Chao.

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Home Sweet Home

Guten Tag.


I'm returning back to Rawang tomorrow morning.
Being away from home makes me miserable. D=
Internet is losing its' appeal to me. 
I find myself actually living my life again instead of living my cyber one.
Cyber life feels a lot less significant and much more of a chore.
I'm even bored of hexrpg.com , which says a lot as I used to spend my whole day, everyday of the week there.


I'm less than excited to go for National Service.
The thought of it fills me with dread nowadays.
I hate leaving home.


I'm starting to wonder if I'm one of those teens who can't bear to leave the nest. =O
This is depressing.


I cannot wait for the SPM results to be released.
I'm not expecting straight A's but I'm hoping to score 7 or 8A's.
I cannot wait for college life to begin.
I'm sick of teaching kids.


I shall post a more uplifting post tomorrow when I get settled back in, in Rawang.
Goodnight, my darlings!
Happy (last-day-of) Chinese New Year.


Chao.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Kaboom!

Guten Tag.

*lights the cyber-firecrackers*

Let's all get into the Chinese New Year mood.
What do you normally do during Chinese New Year?
Day and night.
Legal or not. *cough*

Chinese New Year is not officially if you don't...

1.) eat mandarin oranges
2.) stuff your face with cookies & drinks
3.) play with Pop Pop firecrackers (legal) or firecrackers (illegal obviously)
4.) sit around before midnight on CNY eve and stare at the wall
5.) text " Gong Xi Fa Chai" to your friends at 12am
6.) gain 5kgs
7.) watch a lion dance live
8.) sing  or hum a Chinese New Year song (albeit out of tune)

Did you notice that there's eight reasons? xD

I have the urge to invite you guys to my house on the first day of Chinese New Year but I got lazy. *cough*
There'll be a lion dance at 2pm.

HAPPY TIGERRIFIC CHINESE NEW YEAR!
Rawr.

Chao!

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Baa baa!

(video has been removed)

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Updates & CNY Cards

Guten Tag.


It is precisely 8.24am on a Saturday morning.
No way in hell would a normal teenager be caught awake before noon on a weekend but this 'awakening' wasn't done based on free will.


I'm still in Rawang, tutoring my little cousins.
I'll be going back to Klang later tonight.
Mum has gone to the extent of buying me yummy food for me to stuff myself with when I get home.
On the menu today ; durians!


Terribly sorry for not updating these days. Being in a not-so-hostile yet not-home environment induces weird behaviour and weakens the immune system.


Number one : I lost the interest in internet. :O


Number two : Who knew I had a reserve tank of patience.


Number three : I'm constantly falling sick even with the daily supplements of multivitamins and garlic capsules, which I do NOT take at home 90% of the time. Let's hope my immune system's not going on a strike.


I have the weird urge to send out Chinese New Year cards this year. Since we're going to KL today, I just might buy a stack of 'em if I happen to chance upon them. :D


I shall update soon on the CNY card situation, darlings.
CNY card delivery will be worldwide as I'm planning to send some to my friends overseas.
Do tell me if you want one. :)


Chao.

P.S. : Aren't ya'll excited for CNY? *squeals*

Friday, January 15, 2010

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Lucky at being unlucky

Guten Tag.


Life is hectic.
I resigned from my job at KFC after one day.
Got myself another job today as a kindergarten teacher's assistant.
10 bucks a day.
Little but I prefer working with children.


I went for a blood test last week.


Results :

There is a mild microcytic hypochromic anaemia. The red cells show erythrocytosis, poikilocytosis and several fragmented cells. The white cells and platelets appear normal. The blood film is suggestive of thalassaemia trait and/or iron deficiency.
Interpretation :
it means u have small & less iron blood cells, thus anaemia. RBC value is silghtly elevated, suggesting a production increase in ur blood, which maybe caused by destruction of blood cells.

erythrocytosis means over production of red blood cells while poikilocytosis means production of blood cells with different sizes. the test suggests that ur blood cells are either breaking down easily or u dont have enough iron to produce strong proper blood cells.
And to top it all off!
My blood type is O Rh(D) POSITIVE.
My sister is AB Rh(D) POSITIVE.


My mum's blood type A and my dad's a B.
I got both of their recessive O gene.
Great huh?
I'm amazingly lucky at being unlucky.


Chao.

*Thanks to Kay Amanda from HEX for explaining the results to me!

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Snail Mail

Guten Tag.

In today's world of technology and smart-everything (smart phones, smart robots, smart computers), people are discarding the idea of old-fashioned and so-called impractical habits.

Recently, I've taken up the hobby of writing letters and postcards to friends. Both overseas and local.
Many would ask, "Email and messaging services were created for a reason, you know?".

What many don't comprehend is that receiving a letter/postcard from a different land plays a big part in the excitement.
I doubt anyone gets excited about receiving an normal email.

Try it. Get a penpal. 
Not a creepy old paedophile though.

Chao.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Bah!

Guten Abend.


It's been some time since I've been actively posting in this blog.


As it turns out, I'm not in Group 1 for the National Service program. Bah!
Group 2 or 3, it is.


Internet doesn't hold the 'pull' for me these days.
The 'detox' period from all the time I spent away studying must have worked.
I'm glad declare that I am no longer an internet addict.


School's almost out!
Hoopla!


Off to watch New Moon this Friday!
Major hoopla!

Tokio Hotel is gaining popularity in Malaysia!
Wee~Chao.


~ TeliLeti

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Cloudy With A Chance of Jelly Beans

Guten Tag.

Miss me? ;)
This poor blog shall be abandoned until December, I'm afraid.
No one feels worse about this than me. D=
Will miss ya'll, whoever you may be, stranger.

Auf wiedersehen!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Sunday, September 6, 2009

My precioussssss

 Guten Tag.

I got my All American Rejects concert ticket today!
The only local band I can stand is One Buck Short.
They're not bad. I've never heard Disagree play, nor their songs.
Pop Shuvit is...tolerable.
Wai Kuan asked the booth managers on the number of tickets to be given out ; 10K tickets.
Wow. 

I am, as usual, supposed to be studying for the SPM trials but I'm happy living in my little bubble.
Happy studying everyone.
Thank God this Monday is a holiday. ;)
Chao.

* IMPRT : Tickets are not for sale. The other 3 belong to my sister & two friends. Sorry. So far 4 M'sians have already inquired about the tickets and I'm sorry to have to disappoint them. I photographed 4 together because one ticket would look very lonely. xD

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

The Big Scary Plan

Guten Tag.

I would love to cover MTV World Stage Live in Malaysia in this post but I was just hit upon an idea. MTV can wait.

I formulated a plan in my head today on what I'm going to have to do.

Obstacle #1
SPM trials exam
~ Study till my brains fry.

Obstacle #2
SPM exam
~Ditto (as stated above).

Obstacle #3
National Service
~ I'm looking forward to this, as much as I dread several factors.

Obstacle #4
German Language lessons at ICLS
~ If I can't go all the way to Germany to learn German, I am determined to learn it here!

Obstacle #5
Driving Lessons
~ Not a major excitement source for me but it's necessary.

Obstacle #6
Look into the Titan Planet programme.
~ We shall see next year. No set plans or goals yet.

Obstacle #7
College
~ Psychology still seems to be the top choice.

Starting from #3, the obstacles are exchangeable with each other.
Unfortunately, obstacles 1 and 2 are non-negotiable. Boo.

I'm happy to finally have a plan!
Chao!

Monday, August 10, 2009

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Textbooks kill.

Guten Tag.

I was reminiscing back on the days where everything seemed so simple and almost- free.
No entanglements, no important matters that could affect our livelihood.
It was the time where little things seemed larger than ever. Almost life-altering.
But when you look back at the moments, they look rather unimportant now. Silly. Pointless even.
Everything was simple. Like 1+1=2.
Comparing it to these moments right now, they seem like child's play.
And indeed, they were.

It didn’t matter much if you got failed a test.
Even though we thought of it as a big deal then.
These tough days, a failed test is pretty much a prison sentence.
Less than 5 months left to study for the big, bad exam. So little time to catch up.
Grade A1 seems so far away and really, it is if you think closely.

You could feel the crushing pressure when you see a textbook in someone’s hands.
The tiny crack. The twinge in your conscience.
“Study study study!”
Bla bla bla.

Your conscience itself could guilt you to exhaustion, never mind the textbooks.

Chao.

PS : I'm skipping school tomorrow and will be watching Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince again! -squeals-

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Avada Kedavra?

Guten Tag.

It has been a while since I've posted.
Forgive my incompetence to get myself to write something worth reading.

Recently (very recently), I won two tickets to the premier of Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince movie. Practically every close friend of mine has heard of my braggin- uhm, I mean me informing them.

Therefore without furthur ado, I present to you the awesome and spectacularly rad entry card!
I'm still feeling aplenty British at the moment.


Row A starts from the top, mind you. I didn't spend the whole 2 1/2 hours staring up to the screen.

I am quite ecstatic to say that I am looking for someone to watch the movie with me again. xD
Any takers?

I promise to

a.) jump in excitement for you if you're feeling rather glum
b.) squeal in anticipation
c.) answer every question you might have on HP
d.) not do 'a' and 'b' during the movie. Well, I'll try.
e.) not drool all over you when Draco goes onscreen. Highly doubtful but you can't blame a girl for trying.

Danke und tschau!

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

To wail or not to wail?

Guten Tag.

Have you ever said 'sorry' to someone and got the reply, "Sorry No Cure"?
I have and I certainly despise that particular phrase.

I mean, when a person apologises, that shows that the person really is sorry for his/her action.
But nooo! Someone must go ahead and say, "Sorry No Cure".
Doesn't that just want to make you NOT apologise next time?
Sometimes, I just want to bash up the person that created the phrase.

Other news!

I am drafted into National Service.
Do I shriek in delight or wail in despair?
I can't decide at the moment.
I await the moment where it will sink in.

Mum isn't very happy. She's already starting to worry at the moment.
Sheesh! I should have kept this information to myself and reveal it to her the day before I'm scheduled to leave or something,
"Guess what, mum?! I'm leaving for NS tomorrow!"
That wouldn't go well at all.

My sister, on the other hand is laughing at me.
What ever happened to sisterly love?!

Chao!

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Twilight-Harry Potter

Guten Tag.





Totally hilarious. xD

Chao.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Friday, May 1, 2009

Hop Fuzzy Hop

Guten Tag.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ich bin so glücklich!

After months and months (and MONTHS) of badgering,
I finally convinced my mum to buy a rabbit for me!
FINALLY!

I have yet to name him (yes, it's a him).
EDIT:

My little brother and I agreed upon a name.
Fuzzy.



He's an adorable little one.
I think he's barely a year old.


I have always wanted to adopt an imperfect rabbit.
One that no one would think to choose.
I am thinking I would do so the next time I find a companion for this tiny one.

As I browse through the internet for pet adoptions in Malaysia, look what I stumbled upon.


A user wrote :

3.) Strictly only to be kept as family pets and not adopted and cooked in
rabbit-kut-teh or soup or whatever at all


My grandmother used to rear rabbits and cook them so I guess some people still practice it today.

Now, feel free to praise Fuzzy.

Chao.

PS~> Happy Birthday, Lester!!!!

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Disappointment

Guten Tag.

As I sit here staring at my History textbook (or keyboard right this second), I am horribly disappointed with myself.

I should be studying.
Someone please kick me.

Chao!

Monday, April 20, 2009

Sleep Deprived

Guten Tag.

This is the 100th post! :D
*throws confetti*

I came back from camp yesterday and I am beat!
I went on the solo night walk at 2.30am and was hearing senseless words before that since I was sleep deprived.
Something about cuticles. xD

I bet Pn. Mahani (our prefect board adviser) would throw a fit tomorrow about my absence to handle the Monday assembly today.
I'm so dead.

My 'big words' skill is pretty rusty and I'm not keen on sharpening it up just yet.
I'm pretty lazy and tired.

This is not how I imagined my 100th post to be but what can I do...? xD

Chao!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Psyching Me Out (of my mind)

Guten Tag.

According to my BM tuition teacher, there is about 32 weeks left before the big bad SPM hits Malaysia.

You find teachers repeating the fact that you have to study more often.
Parents pressuring you to revise frequently.
Your conscience warning you for procrastinating.

My mum and sister asked me whether I've figured out what I'm going to study in college next year.

While they worry away about what course I would be taking, I had one little paranoid thought.
What if I fail? What if I have to repeat the year again?
Everyone was so sure that I would pass and move on to college.
Here I am thinking, what if I go blank during the exam and just sit there staring at everyone scribbling away? What a horrendous thought.

My BM tuition teacher's speech today really made me realise that there's not much time left. Usually, teachers blabber away at the number of months we have left before SPM but I just tune them out.

Then, here he comes with his '32 weeks left' speech and it hit me like a brick.
(No need for a ton of bricks, a single brick would do just fine)

Hours after tuition class ended, I find myself here, looking through pages and pages of college majors. I had something in mind but as usual, my evil self-conscious said I was too asinine to study the course.

After looking through a bunch of majors at
THIS awesome site,
I compiled a list of possible majors.

Developmental Psychology
Forensic Psychology
Criminology
Sociology
Social Psychology
Tourism and Travel Management
Business Communications


Yeah, I know. Loads of psychology related fields.
People interest me.

Take a widely known fact as an example.
When you see people cross their arms over their chest, some would think that it's a relaxed pose. To those who understand, it's screams out insecure and defensive.
Simple really, basic human instincts . =)
Partly psychology related, therefore the root of my interest.

Figured out what interests you yet?

Chao.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Skin Skin

Guten Tag.

School starts again tomorrow.
Oh how I dread so.
Anyways, I feel like neglecting my blog these days.



Chao.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Blog Revamp POSTPONED!

Guten Tag.

I'll be changing my blogskin in a few hours.
Take a good look and say Auf Wiedersehen forever.

Chao.

EDIT :

Well, after staring at the blogskin I picked yesterday multiple times, I decided that I don't really like it.

Back to the drawing board for me. =(

Chao.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Escape from Reality

Guten Tag.

I love reading.
Besides the obvious fact that reading enables a person to just disconnect from real life and immerse themselves in a fictional one, we can relate to the characters.
Sometimes, you find that the characters live through the same things you do and that's what's peculiar.
It's like they were written just for you.
As if the story was about you, even if it wasn't.

For example, a nippet from a story I was reading,

His shoulders jerked up as he kept his head bent over the handlebars. “I don’t know. I’ve always been pretty quiet myself actually. The way the others interact– Vincent, Will, Caine, Jack– I’ve never really been one hundred percent comfortable. I don’t know if it’s just me or if –“ He sent her a lazy smile. “If we’re just loners. Sometimes, I feel like I’m more of an observer than really one of them. You know?”
Pretty much describes how I feel sometimes.
Get what I mean now?

Anyways, I was feeling pretty weird today. Look what transpired between Sue Fyenn and I during one of these weird moments.

---------------------------------------

german wannabe said (5:56 PM):
*DUDE!
Sue Fyenn says:
*APAAA?
german wannabe says:
*nothing...just revelling in my self gloriousness.
Sue Fyenn says:
*Uh huhhhhh.
*I hate mosquitoes.
*Blehhh.
*Weddie weddiee!
german wannabe says:
*someone just said that i'm cool...
Sue Fyenn says:
*YAAAYY
*Who said..?
german wannabe says:
*yeah, yay indeed. xd
*a newly made friend
Sue Fyenn says:
*HAAAHAAA
*Maybe he/she wanted to type cold instead of cool.
german wannabe says:
*xd....*cackles* good thinking.
Sue Fyenn says:
*I know I know.. Just revelling in my self gloriousness. xD
german wannabe says:
*thou shall not steal neither my phrase nor my gloriousness!
*or i shall challenge thee to a duel!
Sue Fyenn says:
*HAHAHAHAA
---------------------------------------

Maybe I've gone pretty crazy after all.

Chao.

The lightswitch is in your hands...

Guten Tag.

One hour.
8.30pm Saturday 28th March 2009.

Does that ring a bell?
If no, you must have been living under a rock for months now.

Earth Hour.
Visit
HERE for more information.

Fight global warming together.
Even if you're not an environmentalist, at least do your part for an hour to help save Earth.
The banner below is practically Obama inspired so if you've been crazy for Obama for the last few months, then vote! xD

To add a touch of corniness to this post, I shall say...
Vote today! The future is in your hands!

Chao!

PS~> Don't forget to switch of all of the light switches!

Friday, March 13, 2009

I kicked technology in the arse!

Guten Tag.

You know one of those days where nothing goes right?
Absolutely nothing goes right!?

Well, today is one of my days.
I'm not sure if it's the Friday the 13th omen but I refuse to believe so.

It all started when I was doing my Chemistry PEKA report at 11.30pm yesterday.
I'm a last minute person, what can I say?

I did a complete page of the report and at the end of the page, thought I wrote the wrong question down.
I did my 'calm-down-before-I-start-cursing' breathing and started with a new one.

Then, I realised that I tabulated the table wrongly!
This time my breathing method almost failed but then, I moved on.

I pulled out a new sheet of paper and rewrote everything again, making sure I did not make the same mistakes.
Conveniently, Sue Fyenn texted me just as I penned down the final words in that paper.

To my surprise, I had been staring at the wrong page all that while!
Safe to say that my breathing method went out the window after that. xD

Moving on to the second event of the day that managed to irritate me just minutes ago!

I had been HTML coding and was about to post it onto a forum when my Photobucket picture upload went on a fit. It refused to budge and I was forced to close down the window, all together with my precious codes.

I tried again, HTML codes at the ready and pictures uploading.
I guess you can predict it by now that the uploading got stuck again.
Down the drain my codes went again.

I refused to give up, hoping that my persistence would pay off.
When things finally looked bright, I giddily tried uploading the pictures again, stupidly thinking that third time's the charm.
Well, third time charms can go to hell from now on.
You get the picture.

I refused to let technology beat me so I went at it again. xD
Everything finally went right!
Tada!!!!!!!!

I would do the victory dance now if it wasn't for my inability to dance.
The irony of things...*sigh*

Tip of the Day : Try and try again! Never give up, kids!

Chao.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Chain of Events

Guten Tag.
I've decided that the bunch of you could use a laugh so look what i found...

TENDJEWBERRYMUD
It's amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation...
Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud" Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after reading this.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the FarEast Economic Review...

Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"
RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"
G: "What?"
RS: "San tos. July San tos?"
G: "I don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes,an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No..just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say"
RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
G: "You're welcome."

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The Bad News Just Gets Worse...

At dawn the telephone rings.

"Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house."
"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"
"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot died.
"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"
"Yes, Senor, that's the one."
"Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird." "What did he die from?"
"From eating rotten meat, Senor Rod."
"Rotten meat? Who the heck fed him rotten meat?!"
"Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse."
"Dead horse? What dead horse?"
"The thoroughbred, Senor Rod."
"My prize thoroughbred is dead?"
"Yes Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."
"Are you insane? What water cart?"
"The one we used to put out the fire, Senor."
"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"
"The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."
"What the...?! Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a freakin' candle?!"
"Yes, Senor Rod."
"But there's electricity at the house!!! What was the candle for?"
"For the funeral, Senor Rod."
"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL?!"
"Your wife's, Senor Rod... She showed up one night out of the blue and I thought she was a thief, So I hit her with your new Tiger Woods' Nike Driver."
SILENCE...


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Chao! =D

Friday, March 6, 2009

Memories Revisited

Guten Tag.

How has everyone been?
It has been a week or two since I've made an update.

I have good news!
So far I didn't fail any of my papers for my monthly test.
That's one.
Another important news is that I've stopped caring about what people think about me!
=D
Imagine how glad I am over this.

Say I walk like a duck or whatever.
Laugh at my poor ears that suffer from premature stunted growth.
I no longer care!
I feel like shrieking with joy.
As corny as I might sound (I'm pretty corny most of the time) , I love myself just the way I am.

As you can hear, I changed my blog sound effect.
I'll be switching from one to another from time to time.
I'm thinking about messing with my blog codes again but I'm pretty lazy.

Reading what I've posted previously, I found a short yet entertaining (in my opinion) rhyme that I wrote last year after all the hype of the band states competition was over.

I would just like to repost it, for the memories I guess. =)

I miss band,
Where we all held hands,
Marching outside till we turn tan,
Frying our skin off as if on a frying pan,
Throwing mud at each other while we ran,
Screaming out songs as loud as we can,
Out to the whole Klang Jaya land,
Wishing the school would buy some sand,
After stepping in and out of mud screaming, "Oh shit man!"
And shouting the word "BUGGER" in the end.

We really did wish the school would buy some sand.
The field was littered with dog poppie and God knows what else.
And I did scream out 'Oh shit,man!' when I sank like what- 5 inches into the mud?

I love memories.
I've said this before and I'm saying it again, you'll never know the meaning of being a band member until you become one.

Therefore here I am,
Unofficially promoting for you,
To join band.
Fellow band members would be so proud of me. /nods

Cheerios.
Chao.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Babble

Guten Tag.

How was your day?
Mine was just the typical stay-in day.
You know, routine.

I learnt a new word through one of the romance novels I read today.

bluestocking

" a woman having literary or intellectual interests
" A scholarly, literary, or cultured woman


I can't find anything inspirational to write about these days...
Writers block sucks.
I contemplated writing a new story but it'll probably end up abandoned like the previous two stories once the exams come around.
See my dilemma?

I find it somehow inevitable to throw in big words whenever I write something.
I find this potentially... OCD-ish.

I might be dying.
I keep smelling yummy food around the evening hours.
Yesterday I smelled durians.
But there wasn't any!
A second ago, I thought I smelled cendol!
Oh great, now I smell fried chicken.
I really am dying.
My senses are tricking me.

Oh wait, my mum really is frying chicken. xD
My bad.

The monthly tests are over but I still have the urge to go study.
Anyone here find this weird?
I've come to a conclusion.
I'm dying!!!
Maybe.

Chao.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Blank Canvas

Guten Tag.

I finally ended my self-exile from my beloved computer.
72 hours never felt so unbearable.
Darn you, monthly test.

Poor Darren fractured/broke his elbow two days ago and is back from the hospital.
He wouldn't let me sign his cast. =(
Guess he's missing out on a big honor.

Spelling skills have abandoned me these days.
Memory skills have improved though.
Hand-eye coordination still as bad as ever.

I am pretty proud our the school band's percussion solo during the Sport's Day event.
Click
HERE to watch it.
Special thanks to Jia Ji for uploading the awesome video.

Other than that, so far everything in life is going pretty well.
Family life still good.
Love life still happily non-existent.
School life is tolerable.
It's all good. xD

Sorry about the lack of quality in the post these days.
Can hardly find anything good to blog about.
I'll stumble upon something soon. :)

Chao.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Do Something

Guten Tag.

Dumb Fact of the Day : I lost track of time and thought today was Thursday. xD

Bones feel like they creak and crack at every move.
Fingers are invisibly bruised and so is my poor leg.
Being in a marching band isn't as easy as people think.

I watched Oprah yesterday out of boredom and plain laziness. It got interesting after a while because it was an episode about 'What Would You Do?'

It was based on a TV show where unsuspecting people were placed in difficult situations without knowledge that they were on camera.

What would you do if you see a man physically abusing a woman?
A quote from a summary of one of the show's episodes.

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During two days and 16 hours of taping, 92 men were captured by our cameras -- and just five of them did anything to help. Out of 100 women, 14 intervened, stopped or dialed 911 -- more than double the rate of men.

One of those who chose to intervene was Amy, the manager for a local gym. She interrupted their argument by challenging Nate, telling him, "Would you get away from her?"
She says she was scared, but explains she was compelled to help by a troubling memory of seeing a mother dragging her screaming daughter by her hair. "To this day it always bothered me that I never ... that nobody ever stood up and stopped the lady," she said.

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HERE's an example of an episode where three teenagers (actors) were bashing up a homeless person out in borad daylight and what the people around was doing.

These situations sort of remind me of what's happening all around us.
We see bullies making fun of people and verbally abusing others but we stand around as if we're oblivious to it.
I understand that sometimes the situations pose a threat to you but I don't think that we should just keep quiet when others are in trouble.
Even my own parents tell me to stay out of trouble and not get involved in anything that's not my problem.

This perception in many just shows how people are becoming more and more uncivilised.

I'm sure some of you have witnessed uncomfortable situations where you see something wrong being done but you never did anything to stop it.
I'm pretty sure that you felt guilty about not acting upon it and you keep beating yourself over it.

Have you been verbally abused before by people?
Even if it was a joke.
You can relate, don't you?

Jokes which makes fun of people and hurt their feelings are not jokes.
They are plain abusive words.

People who call themselve civilised people should think before they make 'jokes'.
I definitely know a few of those 'civilised people'.

Just a small reminder.

Chao.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

The Chase

Guten Tag.

I'm feeling pretty depressed for no apparent reason.

I just hit something that could be a topic for today's post.

The Chase.

Girls like being chased and guys like the chase.
That's the general conception.

I did some researching and here's what I found...
It's a piece of advice.


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Don't give up, persistence can pay off! Don't be a stalker mind you. But I have found it true that women often like to be 'pursued' to certain degree. They find it appealing that someone goes out of their way just to be in their company, it makes them feel 'special', and if you can make her feel special she is as good as yours! :) Don't do anything creepy like follow her around in the shadows or park next to her car and pretend you didn't. But just let her know consistently that you ARE interested specifically in her. Give it some time, if she appreciates or wants your attention she will eventually let you know. And if she does not respond after a considerable amount of time it may be wise to look elsewhere. Many girls pretend not to be interested because it secretly entertains them to see you lose your 'cool' in their behalf, again it makes them feel special. But don't give up, you never know until you know.

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I find this very true.
Sometimes, I wonder why guys keep up the persuit even though the girl doesn't show any interest.
I'm speaking from personal experience.
Every girl is different.
Some like the chase but some rather not get involved in it.

Again, I would like to stress upon the subject of puppy love.
How is it that a person can like/love another when they've spoken less than 10 words to each other?
I simply can't comprehend it.

I don't believe in love at first sight so mushy lovey dovey stuff really isn't my field of expertise.

I'm going to stop here before I start whining. xD

Chao.

PS ~> Thank you to my mum for her Valentine'd Day present. Chocolates... She says I'm growing fat and then gives me chocolate! Where is the sense in that!?

Friday, February 13, 2009

Difference between V Day and Valentine's Day

Guten Tag.

It's a day before Valentine's Day and I have no wish to blog anything about it.
Too much hype over it that it actually deserves.
Yeah yeah, call me an old hag.

Did you know?
V-Day is a global movement to end violence against women and girls.

Most individuals rather focus on Valentine's Day instead of realising that there's another side where V Day plays an important role.

No, of course not.
Everyone's crazy over Valentine's Day these days.
Flowers, chocolates, gifts...
Completely overrated.

I've turned into somewhat of a feminist, I think.
I'm not against the male race.
I just don't trust them.

You know where things just happen one too many times and at one point you just decide to cut yourself off from the problem until you're well enough to handle it?
I don't know what to do with it so I'm dealing with it the way that I find easiest.

An advice to some :
When the person doesn't show any interest in you, give up. It's not going to happen and never will.

Chao.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Silly 99th Obsession

Guten Tag.

It's been a while since I've updated. I finally found something worth blogging about.
Well, maybe. :)
Have you ever dared to write down something amazingly dumb yet funny in your exam paper?
A penpal introduced me to a site once and I've long forgotten about it until I read something similarly common today.

I still remember the day when I wrote down "April's Fool" in my Sivik test paper when the question asked what happened in Malaysia on the 1st of April. Tee hee hee!

Look at this. Amazingly smart!I just might attempt to try out one or two of these awesome answers for my upcoming monthly test.
Or maybe not.



Anyways, another tag from Maria, a friend I met online from HPMFC.
Harry Potter Malaysian Fan Club that is.
Still have no idea what she's doing there in the first place since she's from Romania but I shall not digress! xD

99 Facts about You Me

1.) I think Asians are of normal height. Europeans, Americans and everyone else are just abnormally tall.
2.) I hate having hyperhidrosis.
3.) I love Tokio Hotel.
4.) Music is a big part of my life.
5.) I obsess a little too much sometimes.
6.) I don't want a relationship right now.
7.) Movies and playful bantering with friends online get my mind off everything.
8.) I love to travel.
9.) I hope to visit Germany one day.
10.) I believe in the supernatural.
11.) I love band, most of the time. *hides from potentially dangerous friends*
12.) Surprisingly, I like instrumental music.
13.) I'm fascinated with life during the 18th century period in England/America.
14.) I don't work well under stress.
15.) I might be a minor thalassaemic.
16.) I hijacked my mum's car before. The keys got locked inside the car so I saved the day!
17.) I love reading, especially romance novels other than classics and fantasy/supernatural.
18.) I am semi-addicted to internet.
19.) I have a penpal, Brian and a close online friend, Maria.
20.) Procrastinating plays a big part in my life.
21.) Public speaking makes me jumpy.
22.) My birthday falls on this number!
23.) I like writing.
24.) Sue Fyenn is my closest friend.
25.) I hate Physics & Chemistry more than Biology and Add. Maths.
26.) I'm growing fat. xD
27.) I'm good with basic HTML coding.
28.) I practice book and movie piracy.
29.) I'm very forgetful.
30.) I love Twilight.
31.) I'm infatuated with Jasper Cullen at the moment. xD
32.) I wish Jackson Rathbone & Ashley Greene would get together.
33.) I want green walls in my room.
34.) I prefer 'Appearing Offline' most of the time.
35.) I know a lot of useless facts.
36.) I like using big words.
37.) I used 'german wannabe' as my username.
38.) I love Assam Laksa and Cendol.
39.) I'd love to have a sleepover.
40.) I hate insensitive guys who call girls 'fat'.
41.) I hate racism, sexism and homephobia.
42.) I want a pet rabbit. If I have one, I'll name it Wabbit.
43.) I'm not afraid of death.
44.) I think I have a fear of affection. :
45.) I walk funny.
46.) I get rather paranoid sometimes.
47.) I think there's a stupid tradition here where almost everyone who leaves school will dye/highlight their hair.
48.) I love food.
49.) My favourite flower is the Midnight Tulip.
50.) I get a little impulsive sometimes.
51.) Most of the time, I don't follow through with what I wanted to do.
52.) I like glow in the dark stuff.
53.) I'm still interested in learning German.
54.) I like playing Congkak and Carrom.
55.) I'm good at play-by-post role-playing game.
56.) I'm lefthanded.
57.) My hair isn't black.
58.) I used to do yoga.
59.) I used to play piano.
60.) I used to practice Taekwondo.
61.) I used to go for swimming lessons.
62.) I like camping.
63.) I hate night time jungle trekking.
64.) I like printing stuff. xD
65.) I like using the computer.
66.) I'm semi-superstitious.
67.) I hate being emotional.
68.) Sometimes, I'm vain.
69.) I hope to achieve 8A's for SPM.
70.) I love my family.
71.) I dislike stereotyping.
72.) I make lame jokes according to Sue Fyenn.
73.) I find the word 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' extremely irritating.
74.) I love Wikipedia.
75.) I like Christmas tree baubles.
76.) I have excuses for everything.
77.) My favourite numbers are one, twenty-two and eleven.
78.) My favourite colours are spring green and emerald green for now.
79.) 'Awesome' is my word.
80.) I like song parodies.
81.) Currently obsessed with Jackson Rathbone and William Beckett. xD
82.) Wants to makre at least one VideoLog.
83.) I type pretty fast on the keyboard.
84.) I'm not a neat person most of the time. (blame my sister)
85.) I wish I could have my own room.
86.) I touch my lips a lot whenever I'm nervous.
87.) I chat with my online friends more than my 'real life' friends.
88.) I sing out of tune!
89.) I can't dance.
90.) My fashion sense abandons me most of the time.
91.) I used to buy clothes I didn't really like just to please others.
92.) I read a lot of fiction on fictionpress.net.
93.) I don't tolerate rudeness much.
94.) I'm too hooked on the internet to go to sleep at times. (such as now)
95.) I'm still figuring out my ambition.
96.) I look innocent.
97.) I like to be unique.
98.) I never knew I had so many facts to tell.
99.) I love my blog.
Finally!
I tag no one, unlike Maria who decided to tag me and cause my all this misery.
It's because of her that I took so long to blog.
Yes, take a go at her with your pitch forks and sharpened sticks.
Hehehe. :P
Happy reading/browsing/scrolling/scoffing/eye-rolling!
Chao.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Rest in Peace

Guten Tag.
Hello guys.


It's a sad morning to start the day with.
My grandfather passed away two days ago.
3 days before Chinese New Year.


It's a horrible thought because even though we didn't have that close relationship, I was still looking forward to see him during the family reunion.


My sister woke me up in the middle of the night to inform me about it but I didn't pay much attention because I thought I heard wrong.

I think there were some signs before he passed away.
I didn't care about buying new clothes this year.
He kept asking my aunts and uncles when were they going to come back to visit him.
He crossed off every date starting from January 1st until the 23rd. There were two calenders. He only crossed off number '23' on one calender but he didn't tear off the '23rd January' paper on the other calender like he did with the rest..

He really wanted to celebrate this CNY so somehow we're going to find a way to spend it with him tomorrow.

It just makes me realise that you don't miss people until they're really gone.
Cherish those that are with you. Especially during this Chinese New Year. =)

Chao.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Worries & Responsibilities

Guten Tag.

The first month of January is almost gone now and most of us have the days packed with tons of activities!
Tuition classes to go to, responsibilities to attend to, homeworks piling up before you as you sit her reading this miserable post.

It's tough to find the time for everything these days.
I finally corrected my money order and will be sending the forms in tomorrow.
Or maybe the day after tomorrow.
I hate procrastinating.

I heard about
the attack of a Croatian lecturer Dr Andelko Simic from my sister this afternoon.
He's a lecturer in one of her classes, you see.

I find this matter really appalling.
A report on Malay Mail online confirms that KL is definitely unsafe these days.
I don't even dare to step a foot out of the house in the bright sunny afternoon, much less once the Sun sets.
People can hardly ever go out for a walk in the evening anymore these days without running into some kind of trouble or worrying that they would.

What do you think?

Talk to you guys some time soon.
Chinese New Year is in 5 days but it seems so much far away with all the hay-wire activities around me.

Chao. =)

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Sick & Tired

Guten Tag.

It's Saturday.
Well, what's left of it anyway.

The day went on quite well.
Spent the day in school wandering around, typing letters, colour coordinating marbles...

After hours of thinking, I've decided that I'm done trying.
I'm done trying to fit in with the gang.
All the differences seem too hard to overcome when only one party is doing all the work.

No open house for Chinese New Year.
I'm done with all the crap.
No more fake persona just to put up with your so-called-friendships.
What is the point?
What's the point of spending CNY with people you're not even close with?
I might as well invite strangers into my home.

Chao.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Satisfaction never felt so good

Guten Tag.

It's been a few days since that EcoCharity post and I've made progress!
Another step to fulfill my new year resolution!
Have I ever told you guys that this is the first ever new year resolution I've fulfilled?
Look! Click to see. :)



And another one!
This is similar to FreeRice, only that it's specifically for children!



Now, have any of you been helping with this EcoCharity work?
I hope so. =)

Thank you and chao!
The next post will be posted soon.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Every man for himself

Guten Tag.


This has been lingering on my mind for quite some time but I never wanted to express it really.
As friends go their different way, they tend to grow apart and that's exactly what happened.


I find my mind blank on topics to talk about when I saw my friends today and it dawned on me that things will just get worse when we graduate.

I'm not close with many even if it might look that way.
I guess the situation feels more severe when you actually realise it.
All that while you think that you're a part of that big bunch of good friends and in the end, you see yourself bring put aside for something else that was more important to them.

It really makes you think again.
About your priorities.
About your life.
About who you call your friends.
And about everything that matters.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that not everyone can be your friend forever.
I try to get the friendship to work but sometimes when the other party doesn't take the effort to do the same thing, I guess that friendship is doomed to fail.

All I'm trying to say is that people should pay attention to their surroundings and just observe.
Everyone's caught up in their own little lifes to notice what's going on around them.

As goes the saying,
Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves.

Chao. =)

Sunday, January 11, 2009

EcoCharity : FreeRice

Guten Tag.
An EcoCharity post!
I will be posting EcoCharity posts as I call them from time to time. =D

These days, there's quite a number of activities and cases where people are encouraged to do good for the environment.

Supermarkets and shopping malls are promoting the use of grocery bags instead of plastic bags.
Websites to help save the environment have been popping up.

However, it seems like not many of us are aware of them.
We just brush them off as minor details as we are oh-so-very-busy everyday.

One of my New Year Resolutions this year is to be more environmental conscious and do more charity work so here I am to do my part.

FreeRice!
FreeRice is simply a website committed to the cause of ending hunger around the world. While it is not a registered non-profit organization, FreeRice is run entirely for free and at no profit. All money (100%) raised by the site goes to the UN World Food Program to help feed the hungry. Sponsors make all payments to the UN World Food Program directly.

The rice you donate makes a huge difference to the person who receives it. According to the United Nations, about 25,000 people die each day from hunger or hunger-related causes, most of them children. Though 20 grains of rice may seem like a small amount, it is important to remember that while you are playing, so are thousands of other people at the same time. It is everyone together that makes the difference. FreeRice has generated enough rice to feed more than two million people since it started in October 2007.

All you have to do is go to
FreeRice and play word games!
Easy huh?

There's even different subjects to choose from so you learn new words,geography facts and even languages as you help earn free rice!

By playing FreeRice, you can :

Help end world hunger
Formulate your ideas better
Write better papers, emails and business letters
Speak more precisely and persuasively
Comprehend more of what you read
Read faster because you comprehend better
Get better grades in high school, college and graduate school
Be more effective and successful at your job

I really hope you guys would take part in this to help.
Thank you.

Chao!

Monday, January 5, 2009

Changes

Guten Tag. :)

Guess what just hit me.
The fact that I've changed.
And no, I'm not talking about physical changes.
And I'm not going into my weight issues. xP

A new year and a new day in school.
How's everyone feeling after attending school for the first time in quite some time?

Everything was pretty hectic in the first few hours this morning.
Assembly was a mess.
Plans.
You make them but they never go as smoothly as you want them to go.

Spent the rest of the day hanging out with Sue Fyenn and Lester.
Scribbling tic-tac-toe on Lester's arm while Lester reads chick porn out LOUD.
Yes, chick porn.
Loooooong story.
I still cringe at the thoughts.
Feel free to ask
Sue Fyenn all about it.

Now, back to my point.
Changes!
I realise that I'm not as vain as I used to be.
I used to care just a little too much about my appearance.
And the funny way I walk and the taunts didn't help much either.
I realise that I'm way past it these days.
It's just not worth fussing over every little detail anymore.

Not much of a change, but change IS change.
It doesn't matter how insignificant it is but you get my point. :)

Another different change all together, I've stopped cursing. =)
I might curse once in a while under my breath.
But at least I don't say them out loud anymore these days.

What a good post to end my day with.
I'm so glad I have you guys...
My fellow blog readers to drop by once in a while to read my blabbers.
Thank you very much. =)
Danke schön!

Is it me or am I feeling overly emotional?

Chao. =)

Saturday, January 3, 2009

I am completely sane

Guten Tag.

I couldn't think of anything to post about so here is a snippet of my conversation with a friend or two.

It all started pretty sane.
And it ended up, not-so-sane.

Once upon a time,

Me : Yes. I live in a place where there's 30 hours a day.
Friend #1 : Ahh I thoughts so! And I suppose you also have strawberry flavoured rain, and all the flowers are made of candy.
Me : Oh yes! And we have edible dirt too!
Friend #1 : And this place would happen to be a Chocolate Factory would it? Are you an Oompa Loompa? O_O
Me : No, those little Oompa Loompas are my slaves.
Friend #1 : Ooo you are Johnny Depp in disguise!
Me : *nods* Tell no one. You talk, you die.
Friend #2 : LMAO!!! you two are nuts!
Me : Thank you! =D *points gun at Friend #2* I repeat, no one.
Friend #1 : *runs off to make an ad telling eveyone* te he he!
Me : Bang! *Friend #1 falls down the stairs, snapped his neck and down into a blackhole*

And it ended happily ever after.

Chao =)

Friday, January 2, 2009

Development & Alteration

Guten Tag.

According to an article in The Star newspaper today, we should refrain from making new year resolutions as research shows that it causes unnecessary stress and low esteem.
As if I need more of those.

Instead, we should focus on doing something for the community and environment!
Boy, am I feeling active or what!?

Therefore, here I am altering my new year resolutions.

german wannabe's not-so-ginormously-long-anymore 2009 new year resolutions


8.) Get involved in charity/Amnesty International Malaysia.
14.) Save money.
15.) Be environmental conscious.

My remaining new year resolutions.
I can feel the stress level going down already!
The wonders of cutting down on your new year resolutions!
Wonderful really!

New development in life : I started working on the scholarship application form. Finally!!!

Chao!!

Thursday, January 1, 2009

A New Day

Guten Tag. :)

It's New Year's Day.
And I'm sitting here all by myself.
While my family went out shopping.
Despite the fact that I'm home alone,
I love the fact that I have the whole house to myself.
I can blast music all I want and there's no one around to scream at me to turn the blasted thing down.
Hehehe.

Approximately 3 days left before everyone returns to school.
I can't say that I'm jumping for joy
However, the fact that I get to see everyone again isn't all that bad either.

Like Sue Fyenn said yesterday,
Leticia is practically radiating optimism right from her skin because she wants
to start the new year with positive thoughts.
Everyone seems to be dreading to go back to school and face the big, bad SPM.
I'm determined to start the year with optimism and who knows,
maybe it's impact just a little bit on 2009.

How did you spend your New Year's Day?
Talk to me via the chatbox.
It's awfully lonely.

Chao. =)

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Last Minute Entry

Guten Tag.

I have two topic to cram into the last day of 2008 and I've decided to put them together.
This will be one long post.

A survey I grabbed from Shin-Yi :

THE SELF
[01] Real name: Leticia
[02] Nickname: german wannabe Ticia
[03] Married: Marriage is as far away from my mind as pigs flying.
[04] Zodiac Sign: Virgo
[05] Gender: Female.
[06] Age: Sechzehn
[07] High school: SMRM.
[08] College: I have one in mind.
[09] Height: 5'3 (Growth spurt abandoned me)
[10] Weight: Definitely not 48kg.
[11] Do you like yourself: Depends on which side of me.
[12] Piercings: Ears and ears only.
[13] Right or left: Leftie.
[14] Are you a freak: More of a weirdo.
[15] Hair: Brown.
[16] Skin: Somewhere in the fine line between tan and average.
[17] Allergic: Haven't broke out in hives before.
[18] What are you doing now: Multitasking.
[19] What will you do 1 hour later: Still be here.
[20] What will you do 10 years later: I'm no seer.
[21] Live with: Family.
[22] Siblings(included you): 3
[23] Eldest: Debbie
[24] Youngest: Darren.
[25] Love/hate your family: There's a fine line between love & hate but I pretty much love them, most of the time.

THE LOVE
[26] You found your another half: I don't think I'm missing any body parts.
[27] If yes, who is he/she: N/A
[28] If no, who you want he/she to be: A person of his own. I can't change & mold people into who I want them to be.
[29] Time(s) you in relationship: N/A
[30] Ever woo boy/girl: The only wooing I've ever done is woo a rabbit.
[31] Anyone woo you before: You're entering guarded territories here.
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: Well, I think the left side of me is acting up a little bit.
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: Sat in front of the computer too long.
[34] Ever argue with your other half: Many times. Those darn joints.
[35] You with your other half since: I was created.
[36] Are you straight/crooked: A little bit crooked from all the time I spent sitting here.
[37] Reasons you love your other half: It's a part of me.
[38] You and your other half in which stage: The stunted growth stage.
[39] You woo he/she or he/she woo you: We woo each other and woo all the way. xD
[40] Ever think of marrying he/she: Are you hinting that I'm going to die a spinster?

THE FRIENDS
[41] Your first best friend: Sue Fyenn.
[42] Your first enemy: N/A
[43] The friend you love the most(1 only): Sue Fyenn.
[44] The enemy you hate the most(1 only): N/A.
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend: Tammy.
[46] Your most handsome boy friend: I don't need his girlfriend coming after me. xD
[47] The kind of girl you hate the most: A moralless one.
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most: A boastful one.
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: Hell no.
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: I'm straight, mind you?
[51] If your friend's backstabbing you: Confrontation is bound to happen.
[52] If your friend betray you: Ditto.
[53] If your friend woo your lover: Pretty unlikely since my lover is non-existent.
[54] If your friend fall in love with you: Can I stress the word 'friend'?
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend: Extremely unlikely.

THE STUDIES
[56] Are you a good student: Just a kiasu one.
[57] You always done your homework/assignments: No.
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: N/A.
[59] Always late to school/college: Once, on purpose.
[60] Your class: 4S3 is growing up to become 5S3.
[61] You love your seniors: Distantly.
[62] Seniors who you love the most: N/A.
[63] Your classmates good/bad: Great.
[64] Excellent result classmate: Shin-Yi, Sherran, Sue Fyenn, Vivek, Sharelina, Caleb, ...
[65] Laziest classmate: Won't be me next year.
[66] Smart people: Everyone can be if they just put in the effort.
[67] Stupid people: No one is dumb.
[68] Good looking people: A number.
[69] Ugly people: This subject is overrated.
[70] Funny people: A number.
[71] Cute people: Quite a few.
[72] Bad people: Certain times.
[73] Honest people: Hopefully.
[74] Acting people: I believe the right word is pretentious.
[75] You are what kind of people: A pretty normal one if you overlook certain behaviours.

THE PREFER
[76] Lip or eyes: N/A.
[77] Hugs or kisses: Huggles.
[78] Shorter or taller: Growth spurts are good.
[79] Hesitant or spontaneous: You can't help it.
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: Do keep out of stalker territory.
[81] Listener or Talker: Both are cool by me.
[82] Romantic or rich: Tough choice. xD
[83] Good husband or good father: Should be both.

THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get marry: I can't see the future, mind you.
[85] Numbers of kid(s): A trillion is out of question.
[86] Career: N/A.
[87] Salary: N/A.
[88] Retirement age: N/A.
[89] Properties value: N/A.
[90] Wishes: Unforeseen.

THE VICTIMS
If you are reading this, you know what to do.

My personal opinion about this particular survey :
It's pretty pathetic.
It just goes to show how controlling people are.

On a lighter note,
I have finally decided to think up a couple of new year resolutions.



german wannabe's ginormously long 2009 new year resolutions

1.) Stop procrastinating & study like a freak to pass all my exams.
2.) Get a scholarship for the student exchange program.
3.) Lose weight.
4.) Be more feminine.
5.) Stop cursing.
6.) Be less of a meanie.
7.) Be less stingy.
8.) Get involved in charity/Amnesty International Malaysia.
9.) Get my driver license or make Sue Fyenn my driver.
10.) Stop making myself depressed on purpose.
11.) Start being kinder to guys.
12.) Spend less time online.
13.) Stop getting infatuated with Jackson Rathbone/Draco Malfoy/the Cullens/European guys. xD
14.) Save money.
15.) Be environmental conscious.


PS~>
As some of you may notice, I added a new column to the blog.
Spy Cam.
I never knew a big part of my blog visitors were non-Malaysians. xD
Chao. :)

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Moving On

Guten Tag©.

Now, guess what day it is.
Tuesday.
You guess right!
It is also the day of doom for many.
The day that reveals their fate for the next year!
The day that determines where they might go in life!
It's the day where all the Form 3 students of Malaysia face their parents with their result papers.
Low quality papers, I might add.
I mean, c'mon!
The least they can do after putting students through months of becoming close buddies with textbooks is hand out high quality result papers!

This leads me to the topic of the day.
Moving on.

Some of them may not have achieved what they had set out for but in the end, it's about sucking it up and moving on with your life.

Many of us tend to dwell and lament over our past problems.
What we fail to see or want to face is that they are the past.
I guess it's always easier to wonder and despair over these petty matters rather than look towards the future because we're afraid of what we would face then.

School starts in 6 days.
A new year.
A new experience.
And hopefully a great one.

I'm going to stop looking at the negative side of 2009 (such as the dreaded SPM) and focus on the positive.

There's nothing like optimism these days. =D

Chao©!

PS~> Dearie Suefs, my trademark greeting and ending note are copyrighted so no stealing.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Leticia ALWAYS have proof !!!

Guten Tag.

Whoa, I can almost hear the cheering and 'hallelujah''s being thrown about right now.
As some of you may notice, there has been a lack of- alright sorry, NO update since my last post on my letter to Santa.

Go ahead, throw your stinking poo-covered slippers at me or something.
I feel bad for neglecting this blog right now.
Yeah, I was feeling content with letting it rot a few days ago.
No, I didn't just say that.

Moving on from the subject of your slippers, this post has been taking a short while to be published because of several complications which I would not name.
In short form, none of your bleedin' business.

Basically, I went to Port Dickson a week ago and as usual, there's nothing to do there other than stroll along the white, sandy beaches and enjoy the view of the crystal clear waters sparkling in the rays of the Sun.

The hotel that we stayed at had its' own little bowling alley and we decided to drop by and play a game or two.

My first and only game for that day even though we paid for two games.
Explanation for that coming soon.
Keep reading.

Game #1


Uhm..yeah.


This is where I decided to stop sweeping the drain and let my mum take over.


The ending scores.
My name has been replaced with 'Mum Extraordinaire'.

Game #2


My brother ended his game with my dad and came over to our lane to play.
He took my place and started on his losing streak.
He was playing just fine before this.
This proves that the alley is cursed.
*nods*

Next!
Did you know that it snowed in Malaysia on Christmas Day?
You didn't know that, now did you?

That's why you sad, lost kids read my blog.
I'm your source of knowledge!
The shining light in your life!
Or in Malay, pelita hidup.
Your hanging place! (Not literally though)
Or in Malay, tempat bergantung.

Well, let me explain.
My dad, mum and I went to Midvalley Megamall on the 25th and somewhere during the afternoon, it starting snowing.

I have proof!!!





See.
What did I tell ya?
Need I say more?

The 'snow' was actually little clumped bubbles sprayed from the top floor.
They do look like snow, don't they?

Safe to say that the place stank of dishwashing liquid minutes later.

That's all Leticia has to say at the moment.
Enjoy the remaining of your holidays and Happy Belated Christmas!

PS~> 8 days of freedom left.
*falls down to knees, sobbing uncontrollably*

Chao!